Myself and Madame Moomin went down to the beach yesterday to discover the aftermath of a shipwreck, its all over the news now but was still pretty mental none the less. I thought it looked like Christo had been at work in the night and dumped a 5000 ton installation on the pebbles, no doubt some clever sod will tranfer a load to the Tate Modern and call it "Requiem for the lost banana" or some such nonsense.
